![]() ![]() "We have training und discipline, Use it!" *Thunk!* "222 IS OUT OF ACTION!" *Kaboom* (or more commonly) "222 IS OUT O-" *Boom* Sniper: "I could have been a luftwaffe ace you know. Schwimmwagen: "We make volksgrenadier proud! They cannot schwimm" (in a firefight) "We're a bit pre-occupied!" ![]() (bored, snarky tone) "I'd rather shoot this ammo than carry it around" "Good work idioten we'll try shooting next, eh?" "Du think this ist Kinderparty? Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move on!" "If I'd known how much walking we'd do, I'd have joined the navy" "So then I said to Helmut, "What mines were you talking about?"" ![]() "So then I said to Helmut, "What are you thinking about?"" "One time, in Liepzig, I saw these fun little dancing puppets" Tiger Ace: "Litzke, Ready rounds, Arno, prepare for move"*Tank engine growls* "Panzermotor to 450P.S." "German steel and porsche engines, who can possibly defeat us?" Panther: "Blow the turret off it!" (and then 9/10 times, next shot disables the enemy tank's cannon) Major: "Batallion owes me one fellas, Prepare for bombardment." "Uh, sarge," "WE'RE A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BUSY!"Īssault Engineers: "Where the ♥♥♥♥ is my hammer?!" "G.I.s, on me, You maggots want to live forever?" Sherman: "Main cannon destroyed! We're screwed!" Infantry Section: "A promotion for us! Mother will be pleased." Sappers: *Snarky tone* "Tea and biscuits once we secure the point eh, 'arry?" (Harry) "Well, that would have been a fail in training." *Calls in commando glider, which smashes both wings off whilst landing* "It's a tank, we drive over and through things" "Get us moving, this isn't a bloody hearse" (Calling artilery barrage) "Ooooh Jerry's gone and done it now, the wee bastards. Scottland on the otherhand, now that's a different matter entirely" *♥♥♥♥♥ rifle* "Aye wouldnae mind so much if england were invaded. Someone at Command's decided to promote you." "Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up! we're getting a message. (Upgrading stuart tank commander) "I suppose I better pop up and take a bloody look around?" ![]() "There was a wall of 'em!" "Seven, Dillingham. "Duffy, we're sitting on all these bloody munitions and your smoking a ciggar-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-rette?" ![]()
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